The Derivatives Market is Being Refinanced with Low-Load Option Assets!

Hope I'm not causing too much of a commotion, but I haven't seen this kind of pro forma cash run since the off-shore INTL commodities took 5% off the 26-indexed pace factor during Asia's mid-market capital trending!

Recommendations for all Awesomtown!!1!, LLC shareholders:

1) Dump load any excess positions with liquidity at a 68.6 basis (credit) value.
2) Reinvest (short/at a .9 last position) the bearing-area face value of your bond certs.
3) Table all mineral/electronic gauges within your emerging debt portfolios.
4) Calitate 54.7 percent/debits with 45//9.99 (last 56.0009)!!!!!

Yours,
Stan Stanley, Comptroller, Awesomtown!!1!, LLC