Got Some Given to Us.

Opening day was a circus. The excitement was visceral. The skits where on fire and the adult beverages were flowing.

Awesomtown!!1! came out strong in the taunt with some West Side Story synchronized dance moves. Solid gold. You looked fantastic, but how can you compete with a flaming spear.

The game was the best we have ever played. We had some new people on the field, you looked stunning. All of you!

Taunt:
Git Sum

Score:
Git Sum - 16
Awesomtown!!1! - 9

Awesomtown!!1! Opening.

Awesometown!!1! officially opened this Thursday with a ribbon cutting celebration. Many of the local residents came out to enjoy the festivities. The event was in trouble of being ruined when a band of disorderly Pirates invaded the J.J. Monroe Memorial Fairgrounds. It turns out the Pirates were extremely friendly and only added to the festive mood. I hope this is a lesson to us all.

Taunt:
Awesomtown!!1!

Score:
Pirates – 8
Awesomtown!!1! - 1