Git Sum Burned to Ground.

The Git Sum strip club burned to the ground yesterday in a torrent of flame and sequins. Firefighters were already at the scene because "Lucky" Lowell was having his bachelor party at the establishment. Mike, he didn't want to give his last name, says that the fire erupted when Candi Rappers was performing an enthralling lap dance with one of the firefighters. Moments later his pants burst into flames because of the heat caused by friction. Everyone escaped unharmed.

I Am A Tiger, ROAR!

Tiger Mel

San Diego Zoo: 1972-1986

Russian Circus Tour: 1987-1992

Cirque Du Soleil: 1993-1994

San Diego Wild Animal Park: 1994-2000

Woodland Park Zoo Volunteer: 2001-2004

Freelance "Street" Tiger: 2005- Current

Received Honoarable Mention in North Puget Sound's "Most Stripiest" Tiger Award in 2001 and 2003, Third Region.

Hobbies: Baking pies, attending children's birthdays.

References available upon request.

This month’s agenda for the Neighborhood Watch Patrol.

I want to thank everyone who attended last week’s Neighborhood Watch Patrol. We had a great turn out. Much better than the previous week’s attendance. As always, we welcome your input in the open forum at the end of the meetings, but remember that we are limited to 15 minutes, since we have to be out by 9pm for the knitting club. Keeping that in mind, I hope that Mr. Stanley, our Comptroller can provide handouts since the information he gives us, while very interesting, in dense and difficult to follow.

Also, no one has yet signed up for providing refreshments. We’re a hungry and thirsty crowd! LOL!

Our agenda this week will be as follows:

7:00 pm – Refreshments
7:15 pm – Review the previous months’ meeting.
7:30 pm – Discuss the graffiti on the stop sign at 4th St and Mulberry Ave.
8:00 pm – Stan Stanley will talk about his Home Budgeting Course in July.
8:30 pm – Discuss what to do with the Pirate infestation that is looming.
8:45 pm – Open Forum (please provide handouts if possible)

Thank you,

Vivian Moonshine,
Neighborhood Watch Patrol CoordinatorAwesomtown!!1!, USA